fake-mermaid:

how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago

unlovde:

coppertonepretty:

spiritgun:

O_O

????? ?????? omg

Ummmmmmm??????????

fffcuk:

if you are cute and pay attention to me i will probably fall in love with you within 15 minutes

moriartyisaprincess:

karenwalkersliver:

The only known photo of tumblr user pizza

i’m hoping eventually tumblr user pizza will find this 

crrocs:

t-aaylor:

behindthestripes:

sarcasticdumpling:

whoishannahh:

destielsrainbowdick:

nocturnalvisionary:

novakian:

This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

He fucking hit him with a lamp.

I love his freedom pants.

Oh god it’s back

this post will haunt me until my death

albinwonderland:

I was standing in the bathroom with my 8-year-old niece and she saw me adjusting my top and said, completely serious and curious,

“Why do you want to look good?”

it took me aback for a moment.

“Sometimes because I want to. Sometimes because I feel like I should.”

“That’s silly. See, I have sap all over my hands?” she showed me her hands, “and see I don’t even care! Because it doesn’t matter. Sap happens.”